WAIT. WHO IS THIS SYDNEY BREEDLOVE BITCH?

Sydney Breedlove is an Orlando-born, Chicago-based writer and comedian. She graduated from DePaul University’s Comedy Arts program in 2025, and can be seen performing stand-up, sketch and improv around the country (The Annoyance Theater, The Crow, iO, The Second City) and has performed at festivals like the inaugural Bergamot Comedy Festival, where she was chosen to be one of 10 college comedians in the Best College Comedian showcase. Her solo shows EAT SHIT (2024) and FLORIDA MAN (2025) both debuted at The Annoyance Theater as part of MessFest, DePaul’s annual comedy festival. She also wrangles gators.

WHY SHOULD I HATE SYDNEY BREEDLOVE?

She’s probably prettier than you.

HERE’S A RESUME, IF YOU CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT (I’M KIDDING I NEED A JOB GOOD GOD)